FalseIndigo

I don't really use DA much anymore, do I? That's probably a good thing. My scanner's been broken for nearly a year now (working on and off) so it's not like I post anything--maybe I should delete this sucker? I don't know. Looking back on everything I've posted (most of this was from a good two years ago) I've realized I've been a whiny, whiny bitch, hah--and an immature one at that. Man, things looked different from the bottom of the well. On a separate note--messing with people is becoming more and more appealing as I see some of the ridiculous roleplaying that goes on here. Some serious Mary-Sue-slaying needs to happen. But hey, what d

I never posted this here! So I'm doing so now. Enjoy! If you're a high school student (especially one attending Barlow) you may know the fierce bloody battle we like to call "Getting Through These Fucking Crowded Hallways." Every single day we face daunting challenges most ferocious tribal warriors would shy away from, as well as annoyances that could make a hippie's blood boil. The following examples state a few of the common ailments: EXAMPLE A: "The Icebergs" You've seen them. In fact, you cannot (I repeat, CANNOT) go through high school without seeing one of these every single school day of your life. Those groups ranging from 3 or 4

Okay, another great website found.. This time, it's www.overheardinnewyork.com. Some of my favorites: Ghetto chick to friend: Remember when you took that chinchilla from me, back in the day? --Q Train Guy: ...and those Egyptians had crocodiles. Those crocodiles that shoot lasers out of their eyes. --Metropolitan Museum of Art Hipster chick: Deer antlers. Everywhere I go, all I see are deer antlers. I'm getting sick of it. --14th St & 1st Av Composed chick on cell: He's a giraffe, and I'm a leopard, and I'm never gonna be a giraffe. I've tried and tried, but my destiny is as a leopard, you see? I can fake being a giraffe for awhile, b